We have administered the Pivot Questionnaire to all of the dogs on the farm, and will be posting their responses. We start with Lorenzo, our “red guy” and resident deviant. Lorenzo is a lover, not a fighter.

Full name: Lorenzo Negrini Peebles
Nick-names: Loura, Louro

Pivot questionnaire:
1. What is your favorite word? Almoço (Lunch)
2. What is your least favorite word? Banho (Bath)
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Rolling in horse manure after a bath.
4. What turns you off? Oscar (the alpha dog) beating me up.
5. What is your favorite curse word? I don’t curse. I just bite.
6. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of licking (myself, of course)
7. What sound or noise do you hate? The water hose
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Gigolo
9. What profession would you not like to do? Accountant
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Louro, here are your 40 virgin-bitches. And Oscar will be locked out and forced to watch.”

2 Responses to “Doggie Profile #1: Lorenzo”

1. Christina says:

   July 9, 2009 at 8:12 pm

   Great idea to interview the dogs! I never knew James Lipton was using the Pivot Questionaire…
2. Kelly Souza says:

   July 9, 2009 at 8:49 pm

   It appears that Brazilian dogs and American dogs are very much alike! Manure, ewwww!