Doggie Profile #3: Oscar

By pigwhisperer, October 15, 2009

We continue our Pivot Pivot Questionnaire with Oscar, our Alpha Male and temperamental hunk.

Full name: Oscar de Pontes Peebles
Nick-names: Oscarito, Oscar Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Chico da Bucha

Pivot questionnaire:
1. What is your favorite word? “Bora!” Let’s go [for a walk, carride, etc.]!
2. What is your least favorite word? Bath
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Part of me says: Intimidation. The other part: Loyalty.
4. What turns you off? Weakness.
5. What is your favorite curse word? I don’t need to curse to show my displeasure. I just stare.
6. What sound or noise do you love? Whining in submission.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Whining in submission.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Prison guard.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Camp counselor.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Oscar, let’s go rough up those saps in purgatory.

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